Yes! We need to elect more Democrats on November 8 so they can provide America with more of the wonderful things they have given us in the past two years! Just think of what they could continue to do for the country if we hand them control of both houses of Congress as well as the presidency for two more years. Let’s count the reasons we need more Democrats!
1. The Democrats will bring us more inflation! Or at least a good recession. That’s positive, don’t you know? Inflation’s only at 8+% now. The Dems can run it higher than that, cut even more into the (despised) American middle class’s disposable income so that we can’t afford as much food as we used to. Too many of us are, um, weight-challenged anyway. Eat less! Better health! More inflation-deep recession is good for us!
2. Let’s have higher gasoline prices! Only 5 bucks a gallon now?? Are you kidding me? You’ll probably keep driving your gas-guzzling SUV at that price. Elect more Democrats so that gas prices will go up, Up, UP and we can all buy $60,000 electric vehicles with batteries that blow up and burn up. We can charge the ones that last a month at our windmills or with solar panels. Save the earth!
3. That also means dependence on foreign oil! Yes! We need oil from Venezuela and Saudi Arabia and OPEC. Every country should be dependent upon their enemies for their greatest resource needs! Democrats can do that for us! Continue LESS oil and natural gas drilling at home. We certainly don’t want to be energy independent. That will destroy the planet, we all know that. And be sure to give the Chinese the rest of our strategic oil reserve! They can give us solar panels in return! So…more Democrats!!
4. We must keep that war going in Ukraine! And maybe, if we are lucky, Joe can push Vlad into dropping nuclear bombs everywhere and billions of people will die! Overpopulation is the greatest problem in the world today (just ask Bill Gates and the WEF), so a good nuclear war will help solve that glitch. Just don’t kill all the bugs so that we’ll have something to eat…if any of us are left… Anyway, if we are really lucky, Xi Jinping will start a war in Taiwan, and Joe, Mitch, and Congress can spend billions of taxpayer dollars there, too! Democrats! Democrats! Democrats! RINOs! War, war, WAR!!
5. We need more crime in our streets! Yeah. There aren’t enough people dying in Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, New Orleans, Detroit, etc. etc. That will help the population crisis, too.
6. More gun control, less police! Yes! That way even MORE Americans won’t be able to protect themselves and will get shot down by thugs and help Bill with population control! Brilliant ploy!
7. And we certainly need more zero-cash-bail policies. Less bail means more criminals out in the streets. That means more crime. That means more people getting mugged, robbed, raped, and killed! That means the need for more government! More taxes! Less people! More Democrats! Yes!
8. Let’s have more open borders! Well, I mean, don’t we have more borders we can open somewhere? There isn’t enough fentanyl coming into the country, or enough foreign criminals roaming our streets, or sufficient foreign workers taking American jobs. We need more, More, MORE! More elected Democrats to do this for us!
9. We need more abortions! There are way too many babies stinking up the country. Just think of what more abortions would do to solve the baby formula and diaper crisis! Kill those little rodents up to the time of birth, and if one of them slips out accidentally before that—or even after—off him/her/it, too. Yes, more abortions. Life is meaningless anyway, no sense in bringing more hungry mouths into the world. That will just increase demand, put a greater burden on our health care system, cause inflation to go up…uh, wait a minute, we want more inflation because that destroys the middle class. Well, you get the idea. More Democrats means more abortions! We are waaaay behind Communist China in killing people!
10. We need more sex education for kindergartners, more grooming of our children. Some stupid parents actually think their children belong to them and that the schools should educate kids in reading, writing, and arithmetic, etc. Ha! Idiots. What’s more important, math or teaching children about sex so THEY can decide which of the thousand genders they are? Too many Christian hillbillies in this country. Abort them, too.
11. We need more MAPs! They’ll teach children about sex, that’s for sure. Turn them and the drag queens loose in the schools and we’ll make Sodom and Gomorrah look like heavenly Jerusalem! And if we can turn all our children into trannies, that will solve the population, diaper, and baby formula crises as well! Yippee! Such wonderful outcomes! Utopia! We won’t have as many abortions, though. Oh, well, can’t have everything.
12. More Democrats means more FBI agents raiding the homes of Americans who don’t like Joe Biden! Fill the jails with MAGA people, not murderers! Yes! Anybody who opposes Joe SHOULD have an FBI rifle stuck up their…nose. And election-deniers certainly should be punished. Um, unless their name is Clinton or Abrams… Moving on…How about a few more IRS agents, too? 87,000 new ones aren’t nearly enough. Elect more Democrats and every American can have their own personal IRS agent! Wouldn’t that be great!! Nobody could cheat on their taxes any more! Yeah! More money for Ukraine! And Fauci and Pfizer!
More Democrats! More, MORE, MOOOORE!!!
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